1. damnafricawhathappened:

    When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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  2. Anonymous said: How do you clean a bathtub when low on spoons?

    spooniestrong:

    You do not.

    If you have a detachable shower head, look into products you can RINSE away and not have to wipe away, that way you take up significantly less spoons. Spray on via bottle, spray off via showerhead. Much less spoon use than sitting and scrubbing.

     
  3. wandaventham:

    i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

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  5. la-rinascente:

    next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

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